Pigs and Cows and Chickens, Oh My!

Christian: Mom, I love these little hotdogs in bread!  Thanks for making them!

Me: You're welcome.  They're called Pigs in a Blanket.  Only ours could be called Cows in a Blanket because these hotdogs are made out of beef instead of pork.

Christian: Oh, I like to eat cows!  They're made of chicken.